What I said


My dear, i did not bing any more water

because I did not could not know that you would need to drink and drink until your belly fell over the elastic of your shorts.

No I cannot push you on the swing again,

my shoulders are sore, my arms ache, the muscles in my neck as spasming

but yes, I am still breathing and I can get us home.

You need a poo? Now? Well I have a plastic bag, and some nappy wipes, but don’t do it there!

There is a man coming with four large dogs.  Not on the path, move under the tree

there it’s shady.

Here, here, now wipe it – don’t worry, the dogs wont hurt you.

Yes, caught short you see.

OK, now are you finished? Are you finished yet?

Here, wipe with this, and wipe your hands, and put it all in here. There, now.

Watch out! Oh dear, are you OK? Yes, its bleeding.  Poor old love.  You need to watch were you put your feet!

Yes, I’ll take you home.  Yes, you can – and I’ll make you some dinner and run a bath and find some dry clothes.




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